California newspapers are
reporting today that Arnold has a slew of new initiatives in the works
regardless of how voters respond to his slate next Tuesday. ArnoldWatch
has secretly obtained a list of the first ten initiatives Arnold will
propose:
1. Eliminate legislative branch
2. Reduce pay of teachers, nurses, cops and firefighters to minimum wage
3. Require journalists to pay royalty for interviews with Governor and staff
4. Make bodybuilding the state sport
5. All schools required to play governor’s movies in rotation on weekly basis (and, of course, pay royalties)
6. Ban contributions by special interests but allow unlimited contributions from everyone else
7. Governor designates who is a "special interest"
8. Require monthly elections
9. Upon reelection to second term, gubernatorial term limits are suspended and coronation is held
10. Build a palace and a horse-drawn carriage
